awkward and awesome [no. 8]

first of all: I have been rather absent lately, and it's just been a lack of inspirations. but I'm back! and the randomness in this is just way to much, but that's how I roll! :) but this is just been snippets of my very awkward and awesome life lately. and also, I know it's not a thursday, but anyday can be A&A right?

awkward and awesome

AWESOME:

- this cd. okay, so I am a huge fan of Scotty, and I've been wanting to buy his cd ever since it came out, but every time I went to the store, they were sold out. but, I promised myself I wouldn't listen to any of the songs until I bought it. and then his music video came out, I decided to listen to it. and I pretty much died over the adorableness. and then I went to Amazon and bought the cd. and ohmygosh! it is the best CD ever!!!

-this is pretty much perfection in a photo. I found it on weheartit the other day... sparkley nails, Christmas with Scotty, Ford, and coffee. yes, please!

-our co-op winter program, it was one of the best nights ever. I performed for the first time in front of people, and it was marvelous. 

-talking to my most favorite cousin for one and a half hours about pretty much anything under the sun. 
-being called dainty by one of my friends (HAHAHA, I died laughing.)

-Mom was asking the boys what they thought they needed for Christmas... and the oldest two both said something, then Mom asked Esteban what he needed for Christmas, and he said "Oh Nothing"... then he was saying how he wants to give something to Jesus... "Tink [think] I could give my scissors to Jesus!" his scissors are one of his prized possesions, he treasures them! and then they were talking about how he could give Jesus his scissors, and Antonio said "We could throw it up to heaven!" and Esteban thinks then he says "No, I think he could come down to us!"

-that moment when you see that your library card expires in March of 2038. WELL... at least I won't be running out of books. well, actually I probably will be, by that time all the good books will be history, and only junk will be left. :(

-having a really awkward dream (filled with everyone awkward) but the worst part of it: I didn't get to keep the cutest pair of flats in the world! :( seriously, they were adorable, and they fit my huge feet... I am still regretting them.

-Hector was telling my how he likes the Broncos and the Steelers: 
Me: How do you know who the Steelers are?
Hector: eyes get big You just KNOW!!! he said this is a very DUH-everybody-knows-who-they-are tone. and this is a 5 year old talking..

-"You're so weird and awesome at the same time." -veggie tales

-Esteban was looking into the my big camera lens and he looked at me "OHMYGOODNESS, it looks like a toilet down in there!!!" 

AWKWARD:

- that awkward moment when your entire house smells like cleaning supplies, chocolate cake, and garlic and beans. 

- writing two pages of my journal completely upside down. awkward.

-logging into my facebook and realizing I am friend with a guy who really doesn't need to be friends with me... so I freak out. because there is no way that I would accept his request, so I go to his page to unfriend him... and then I realize Mom is logged in. I was seconds away from clicking the "unfriend" button. woah. that would have been awkward  (and just for the record, I haven't seen the guy for years, and he knew me when I was like 8...)

-scrubbing a spot on the kitchen floor for about 5 minutes and then realizing it is part of the design on the floor. 

- that AHH moment when you find out two of your friends know someone else you know... in the most bizarre way.

-we were shopping and I was getting something, and I found Mom and there was a cart behind her so I just thought it was ours and I plopped my purse and the item I was buying into the cart, then Mom looks over and said "uh, that isn't our cart" just as the lady came over to find a strange purse and a bag of sour gummy worms in her cart. I could have died laughing, the woman gave me the weirdest look ever!

-one of those I-can't-believe-I-was-that-stupid cooking moments... I was making chicken noodle soup and it needed some more broth, so I found this jar of stuff that said "better than bouillon" on it. so I grabbed the jar and dumped it it, I totally thought it was normal broth. and then I noticed my soup was really yellow and it smelled super strong. then I looked over at the jar and it said Makes 38 servings and then it said Makes 9.5 quarts of broth FACEPALM. I didn't even taste the soup, after draining ever drop of broth out of the soup I finally made it edible. but if I would have tasted it before, I probably wouldn't be allowed to have any more salt for the rest of my life!!!!! it was so salty. #facepalm  

so now, that I have spilled all of my awkward and awesome moments of late.. it's your turn!